An All American Zombie Tale
As we all know one should begin the day with a healthy breakfast…
This morning we have the opportunity to witness first hand how a Zombie family gets a jump on the day.
Even for Zombies it’s important to eat right and get plenty of exercise.
Of course their diet is quite different from ours I mean, who wants to sit down to a dish of freshly chewed brains of all things.
And who knows what on earth their fluid requirements are? I know, don’t ask don’t tell. Zombies have rights too? I don’t think so!
One can can readily see just how Zombies have been able to achieve such a great apocalypse as we are now experiencing, the enormity of which we are just beginning to realize. Seen from a distance one can almost sense a degree of compassion for the Beasties. Almost I say, but not quite!
In some ways Zombie families can be similar to our own but not in certain crucial areas such as reproduction.
Thank God!
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