When Synapses Go Bad

“Mama Won’t Fly”                                                                   but Uncle Ferd sure can dance.
Just look at him go when you get a chance.
He will skitter across the floor, swipe you off your feet,
Strike when you least expect it, girl you’ll feel the heat.

Escapes from the institution.                                                 When you thought you were safe.

Uncle Ferd comes a’callin and puts you in your place.                                                                        You can try and try, but escape you will not.                                                                        When Ferd starts to dance’n,  he’s blazin hot.

Don’t run, don’t hide, just take it in stride.                                                                            A dance with Uncle Ferd is one wild ride.

~ by Vinnie on March 16, 2014.

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