More Infamous Jokes – Ha Ha!
My wife is so ugly, when she sees a mouse the mouse jumps on the chair.
I won’t say I look down and out, but last night a hold up man gave me money.
Show Biz: The place I worked in last week is kind of run down. Between my dressing room and the room where all the chorus girls change clothes there’s actually a hole in the wall. But I don’t care; I let em’ look.
When Synapses Go Bad 