Infamous Jokes – Ha Ha Ha!

Ohhhhhh.
You have a cousin named Vinny?
He was my cousin, once removed. But he came back in. OR:
Do you know how many drunks there are in the United States? The statistics are staggering. OR:
“I want a girl who is beautiful, intelligent, and who’s rich.” “Don’t be silly Irving, what do you want with three girls?”