The Disappearance of Appearances
The flesh eaters demise was just a disguise for a pair of nay saying whoomples. They went about town wearing a frown giving everyone near the grumples. From this it is said they beat on the head of the dear gardners stumples. Far be it from me to let you all see the silliness behind this story. It’s the flesh eaters need to conceal their true deeds, as they really are very, very gory.