The Hindu Who Did Kung Fu
He ate tofu sliced with his ginsu now because he was a Hindu and not an “acidic” Jew. He Ate so much of the tofu that he just grew and grew and grew. Boo – hoo. Because it was so boring, that’s not to be confused with sobering , so, because it was So Boring, he tried it differant ways; fried, baked and even stew. Then it did come the day he had done all that he could do and from his mouth his meal he did spew . The moral of this story as it may affect you and of course those in your mighty stew crew, it’s all a matter of attitude and your own personal pointe of view. Thank you ! Ensign John La Rieu
Note: Written during a very high mass with a very high preacher while kneeling properly in a Peew.
Semi related subjects: Oyster Stew , a boy named Lou , and A Room With A View. ( Stick that in your wicket and spicket !)
When Synapses Go Bad 