Poor Sam The Sandwich Man
Poor Sam the sandwich man, thought he could get by with just cheese and ham. Then he ran up against this spam in a can. He was fit to be tied as an “also ran” so he took off down the road and just ran and ran and ran.Then he ran into the ice cream man who said to get new ingredients and he’d hit a grand slam. So off did he go with his new found plan. Traveling in haste he fell down in the sand where he found more food in a garbage can. Such is the story of Poor Sam The Sandwich Man.
Produced by: Royal Studios
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Foreign Dignitary: The Earl of Sandwich
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